Vinegar and baking soda will not save the world. Or even my bathroom. You heard it here. I am not a fan.
Almost every well-intentioned greenhorn of the green movement picks up a “natural” cleaner at the grocery store. This may well be the third pillar of green-ness (following use of fluorescent lightbulbs and recycling). The end result of all this reliance on plant-based detergents and essential oils is dirtier houses or more shapely arms, or both, because, frankly, elbow grease plus green cleaners works about as well as elbow grease alone. At least in my home, with its real hard water, genuine soap scum, and honest to goodness pet grime.
I consider this while scrubbing (and scrubbing, and scrubbing, and scrubbing) the master bath. It occurs to me that I am using medieval housekeeping technology. Last week, I almost bought a washboard just to get the laundry clean, coconut-based detergents notwithstanding. I hate phosphates and petrochemicals as much as the next person, so what’s an environmentalist to do?
“Try vinegar and baking soda” say the gurus of go-lightliness. Cue the angelic choir and radiant beam of light. One solution to rule them all.
I want to believe in the magical mystical power of acid and base, yin and yang, but I am skeptical. Vinegar does work on lightly soiled windows, it’s true. Baking soda, on the other hand, is good for deodorizing refrigerators and making tasty baked goods and not much more. Together…well, together they make a warm, foaming volcano. And you know what? Baking soda plus vinegar plus elbow grease is about as effective as elbow grease alone.
Baking soda and vinegar will not save the world. Neither will fluorescent lightbulbs or recycling or buying organic. It’s going to take elbow grease. It isn’t always easy, but every step we take as individuals contributes to a better planet.
(In the meantime, could we please have a few more engineers wrapping their heads around the creation of effective but harmless cleaners? )
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